I left everyone without saying goodbye. I miss everyone even the ones I disliked.

after four years of college I cant find a job in my field in my small town. I haven't told anyone I've given up what I loved once doing.

I know your trying to forget what I did, i'm trying to forget what you did too. But sometimes I still wish he would call...

Hubba Hubba!

I dont know if this is awkward or not but it is 100% funny.