My parents are paying over 25,000 a year to send me to college but I would have been fine working at the movie theater the rest of my life. I hate it here.

Truth be told, I don't want to like anything about you, but I do. Now I am pretty sure that I've dug myself into a hole again.

I love my wife, but secretly I wonder about sleeping with other women. I'm afraid that it would destroy my wife and I love her too much for that...AHHHH!!!

I am extremely schizophrenic, but nobody can tell because I'm almost sure which things are real, and I'm a pretty decent actor. Of course, I could be wrong.

I am an idiot. I see things most people don't see.