Bad girlfriends are like cement shoes.

The real reason I've been single all these years is because I've always been in love with you. I never told you because your husband is a better choice than me.

My downlow sex bud, you say you hate fags so I pretend I'm straight with a secret bi side. I'm actually just a big queen who just happens to be very masculine

I tell people I don't care about popularity or what people think of me. I was nominated for Homecoming Court today and I'm happier than I;ve been in a long time

I Hate being Fat. I Friggin HATE it!! I want to have sex in different positions. I am a freak sexually and can't express myself at this size. Today is the day.