I am very shy around women. A lot of it is because they want a man with money, hair, body, and a big p****. I wish they would love me for me.

I fell in love with you 2 years ago after sharing only 4 intense erotic emails. I have searched for you unsuccessfully. I even wrote an entire book about you.

I maintain a great body because its the only way I can make up for my small penis

I like to sing Showtunes in a tutu. I really do!

My alcoholism will kill me. Sometimes I wonder how long it will take.