You guys are the only ones who would never leave my side. Everyone else abandons you in the end.

I loved that you were older when we met. We've been married for 6 years now and I wish your sex drive would match mine. I'm a healthy young woman. I need you.

I resent weak beta males, who need to explore their "feelins" or the urge to "share" silly crap. The American male is SO damn fiminised now. MAN THE HELL UP!

I wish you weren't here.. on earth I mean. I wouldn't have to listen to your lies and our kids wouldn't have to believe them.

Sometimes I see you with your daughters in the elevator. I hope you are single. You're so handsome I want you.