Never let anyone hold you back. I missed two life changing opportunities because of her and she broke my heart. Now I'm stuck here.....

I drank some psychedelic mushroom tea this weekend, and fell in love with my best friend. He is the greatest man I have ever known...

I think my best friends Fiance.. Is a fucking SUPER HOTTIEE!!!

I intentionally wait to give my wife any bad news until she's already on the rag. Hey, she's already bitchy, and I'm not going to get laid anyway....

im sorry i left you, i did love you, i just couldnt handle you not being a good father to our son. i miss you and still cry myself to sleep.