i fart everytime i pee

it sucks that im gonna loose u bc of ur sig. other... ill miss you

My wife didn't believe me when I said I'm not happy in our marriage, and wanted a divorce. Now thanks to her visiting a psychic, I am getting my divorce...YES!

The governor of the state I live in vetoed a medical marijuana bill recently. I'm going to grow it anyway for personal use and I don't care if I get caught.

I love the big girls! Thick chicks just set it off 4 me... The secret? I am a personal trainer... and cant stand skinny-fit women, The snobs r shallow bitches!!