I love wearing mismatched socks!

I am glad I didnt go to your fathers funeral. You treated my like shit the whole time he was sick. Your mother is a fucking drama queen,you deserve eachother.

i think im pregnant and im happy about it..lost my mom years ago and a wanna love my baby the way she loved me...

I finally learn how to give a woman repeated ORGASMS and then go five years without sex. WTF!?

I loved your skinny cheerleader ass in HS and you wouldn't date me. Now you call me all the time to tell me you want me but you weigh 200lbs. You cunt!