I noticed today that the shadows of everything on my desk looks like damn boners...

When your parents are on vacation, two weeks is not enough time to grow the cat's fur back.

I deleted all my social networks today. I didn't know I'd feel this relieved about not being socially profiled anymore. Bye facebook, myspace, photobucket, yout

I told you I'm not "that kind of girl" But I don't know if that's true.

I want some more macaroni.