My best friend since childhood is a lesbian. She hasn't told me yet, but i can tell. I think she wants me. I hope she never tells me I don't want to hurt her.

i would give anything to hear you say you love me. i know you do. and even tho i said i would never marry again, i want to be your wife so bad it hurts.

I called on my employer when he laid us off and hired MEXI-CANTS for half price... It BROKE HIS ASS! and they R arrested. Sorry FATBOY, but U had it commin.

your second dui.makes me so glad i dont live with you but it makes me feel bad for my poor brother and sister and dad who do. im dissaponited in you.

i like beer just a little too much.