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I feel terrible today. My girlfriend just broke up with me because of my small penis. She said she never had an orgasm the entire time we were together.

I'm 27 years old and I still believe that the Boogie Man lives under my bed.

Secretly, I love to make grilled cheese sandwiches with fumunda cheese, rye bread, and caramelized onions.

Sometimes when i'm alone I close my eyes and pretend i'm playing a packed stadium. And pyro, lots and lots of pyro.