My household maintenance abilities are not as good as they should be. Thank goodness for duct tape.

I have an obsession for athletic young women with hard nipples. They could get me to do anything.

Sometimes you get on my nerves. I wish you never go remarried and brought that man into this house!

I'm fed up with it all!! I'm ready to become a beach umbrella vendor and forget this crazy rat race of the corporate world.

Sorry I have a crush on you. I should have never let the cat out of the bag. But I guess that's what stupid people like me do.