I have a strong urge to live in a van down by the river. Seriously.

When I heard that you got a 20 yr old girl pregnant after we broke up, I laughed my ass off! You were 41. I ride my Harley every weekend. Yours has dust on it.

People think I am prudent and well-behaved, but I fight with the fact that this is bubbling just beneath the surface. I have decided to let her out...

When did people stop teaching their kids "if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all"? C'mon people-there is enough bashing elsewhere

She was late, so she took a pregnancy test last night. It was negative. I burst into tears. I never knew how badly I wanted to be a father until that moment.