Page 141Best of Secrets (Newest First)
|
I get tired of being a nice, moral, ethical, intelligent and correct guy sometimes because it doesn't get me laid.
| |
|
Sometimes when people are talking to me I get strange urges to spit in their face and it scares me.
| |
|
My comp at work totally crashed and burned, they think it's cause it's old. But I think it's really from the hours of video games I play... ooops
| |
|
I feel more intelligent than everyone around me and it's terrifying.
| |
|
I poured fox urine in the vent of your car the other night. I would have given my left arm to see your face when that foul stench hit you. Cheater.
| |