My youngest memories are of my dad beating my mom. My teen years I was teased for being fat. I abused drugs and divorced. I have been depressed all my life.

During the week I am a responsible business manager. On weekends I go to a swinger nudist camp where men watch me do their wives. Man, I love summer!

All I di was ask for a free pair, and when the sales lady ask what I had in mind? I said I like to see what she was wearing. She called security?

My wife has secretly had many affairs. What she doesn't know is that I simply don't care.

I look and act like a punk rock star. I have lots of tats, do drugs, ride my Harley and chase nookie, but in secret I listen to Barry Manilow and the Bee Gees.