Every time a girl breaks up with me but tells me I am "the best guy" I want to kill them. They're always too inexperienced to want to share my life with me.

I love my cats more than any human.

I secretly ENVY anyone who does not have to worry about money - I ENVY them to the point of making myself sick at times....

Let me hurt you like you hurt me. Just give me that once chance to eff your world up like you did to mine. I will forever be in your debit.

I have been waiting for my life to BEGIN for so long now, that I am now starting to look forward to death.