Since I heard about this on the news, I have had sex with a shop vac more than my wife. 3 months and it still swallows.

I miss my mullet . . . and Billy Squiers.

As the disease slowly eats your body I want to run away. I'm just not strong enough to be there to watch as you fade away in pain.

I haven't had sex in over three years, since my divorce. I'm afraid I'd be bad at it and that no one would want me even though I'm nice looking.

I am extemely sexually aroused by all the "dirty" posts on this site; and the "sad" ones make me feel better about my life....