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Shopping for books makes me have to fart. I'm absolutely horrible in libraries and bookstores.
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Daddy takes 6 long hrs to open his Christmas gifts while he's on his cell telling his bomb-squad buddies his every move.I bought him a watch once...BIG mistake.
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Though you are family I secretly hope she sues your ass and gets tons of alimony because you cheated on her with your ex. I am ashamed to be related to you.
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my wife is upset i keep giving my ex money for the kids...but they need it more than we do. why cant she love them more? some days i wonder why i married her:(
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Am i the only one that gets horny off of horror movies? I love that rush i have when i watch one.
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