I don't have the heart to tell my mom she bought an ugly shirt a while back. She loves it. :(

I am harder on one of my step daughters than I am my other kids. Sometimes I wish her mom would pull her head out of her ass so she could go live with her.

I'm sorry, but I borrowed your toothbrush. I figured it was better than having bad breath.

For 2 & 1/2 years my female boss & I (also female) had sex in the woods every day on our lunch break while a strange man watched from behind a tree. It was hot!

my boat capt is an arrogant,loud,chain smoking,inconsiderate bully! i wish everyday he would die from a heart attack or break his neck tripping over something!