I'm a good looking 60 year old man who secretly longs to make love to a beautiful girl, half my age, once more before I die.

I knew better from the beginning, but I couldn't help it. Maybe I am like every other guy... I just hope in some ways I was better.

I decelerate ever so slowly when someone tailgates me.

My coworkers assume I'm 40ish; it's what most people guess. My folks were right about being glad when older; I was sad & very young in school. I'm a 59-yo male.

You dirty bastard!!! "She was very mature for her age!"? Is this really your defense??? She's a kid. I ought to tell her dad. Hope he blows your balls off...