When I know my neighbors wife isn't home, I sometimes undress in front of the open window between our houses. It started as an accident, but now it just excites me.

My neighbors never took good care of their dog. It was always chained up in the back yard with dirty water. He was even out there in the snow! So, one time they went on vacation without leaving him enough food or water. He got so hungry he pulled the stake out of the ground and I found him in my own back yard. That was the last straw. I stole him and gave em to my nephews. He deserved better.

I'm the network administrator at work and for the past year or so I've been reading all my coworker's very personal emails for fun. A few weeks ago my company hired a new manager and I can't stop thinking about her. I'm totally in love with her but I'm afraid to ask her out. Not to mention shes my boss. So, last week I started sending her flowers and reading her emails to figure out if she might think they are from me and if I might have a chance. She didn't say anything in emails last week, so I'm trying again.

The goal was to have sex with a new man every week for a year. I made it a couple months. I met my new boyfriend the first week. shhhhhhhhhh

"What was I thinking" is what I say to myself everytime I look at my husband.