You claim you couldn't find a job cuz you're sick, yet you're in the next room playing Wii like you've done all day! 7 months now! Time to get a job!

it hasnt even been a month and i can already feel myself falling for you, im 26 and i know this is wrong, ur not like them and i think thats why im falling

Precious, we didn't like each other at first, but over time I learned to love you. When you died ur dad cried for two weeks. My secret is I did too. I love you.

Soemtimes i tell my cat about my feelings when no one else is there to listen...

My GF drinks one of these per week and she ignores my request that she move out and woe is me who incites in her a late night Scotch rant'n rave. I need help!