I know that you loved me and I will never forget you. I miss you and all of your craziness. I would shave my head just to kiss you one more time. Love U 4 Ever

Made out with a hot Asian woman (not this girl, but looked like her) at a drunken Christmas party. No one can tell me who she was! What a night.

I can feel the depth of a person by shaking their hand. This makes dating difficult in a shallow world. I've been single for 8 years, my fear? Dying alone.

I'm posting a secret about how sad I am, even though it will accomplish nothing. Life never gets better. You just get tougher.

I'm not an alien, stop probing my mind. Its rude, mind your own god dam business, if I want your opinion ill ask for it. Now kindly go away.