You surprised me tonight with your phone call.We go way back and had tons of fun together.You were spontaneous, while my boyfriend is boring. I miss you.

I AM A TOTAL f***ING SLUT

The only relationships I've been in were horribly disfuncional. I fear that I'll never meet her and be happy.

I had a brief passionate affair with a semi-famous stand-up comedian from my hometown. He calls when hes in town for drinks and sex. Hes 21 years my senior.

Your deployment to Iraq is a few weeks away I admitted that I would miss you but in truth I have fallen for you. I thought I would never fall in love again.