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I hacked your email and now I know why you don't want to marry me. You're shallow FUCK!!
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I lost everything I felt for you once upon a time, you talk at me instead of to me, and for that I can't stand to be around you even on a good day.
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Today my girlfriend's dog got a new owner, and I was glad since I'll no longer have to care for a mutt I couldn't stand in the first place. WOOHOO!!!!!
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i think true love is when they can shatter your heart into a million pieces, then have the decency to glue them back together again.
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I only like to have sex with women who don't shave downstairs. its hard to get off if they are hairless.
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