I sometimes fantasize about a man who is EXACTLY like my husband. It reinforces my choice that I married the right man and how fortunate I am.

I'm a closeted heterosexual in a lesbian relationship. Every time we f***, I close my eyes and pretend you're a man.

I became a workaholic because I have no social life. I tell myself that my coworkers are my friends but in reality, they probably hate me.

Everyday - after I finish checking new secrets at work - I want to tell my coworkers about the site. I don't... I don't want them to recognize my secrets...

One time,on a job interview,I asked the guy if it would be a problem if I'm angry all the time,2 days later he called and offered me a job!Pic title is ROFLMAO!