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When I worked in fast food, if someone pissed me off I would reach in my pants and grab some pubic hair and sprinkle it on their burger. I called it a pube burg
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I tell everyone that I'm agnostic because I can't admit to anyone that I only think believing in god is stupid because I'm angry at god.
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When I have a pocket full of change I like to leave the silver coins in the return of payphones. Any pennies I have I like to leave face up on the sidewalk.
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I am going to be alone forever because all I attract are fat jobless losers. How do I get a decent guy? I refuse to be used again
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My heart has always been broken, but this has to end for her sake. My hands will waken in love or in blood. I prefer love, but both deserve me. Happy New Year.
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