I always tell people I'm going to be really successful but secretly I'm afraid I'm going to be a complete failure.

I never had a problem with women until I worked with you. You are a manipulative, fat-ass, control freak. Everyone was so much happier when you left. Eat shit.

Your f***ing ruining our friendship more then any distance could.

I thought you were great from the moment I saw you. Too bad first impressions don't last. You're just not for me. Stop trying.

I hate her because I envy the time you spend with her, even if it's only as friends, because I can't seem to make you laugh like she can, even after 3 years.