I once went home from a bar with a girl who had a kitten that she kicked twice, right in front of me. After we were done, I took the kitten while she slept.

*sigh*.....Why are you still here?

I like to play poker online in the nude

I'm a guy, and I think sports are ridiculous. I think they are the new opium of the masses.A bunch of millionaires tossing balls around and we pay to watch.

My love for you for the last decades.