An X friend of mine kept on hitting on my wife..so I dumped a jar full of cock roaches in his house

My friend was on meth.She told me she was pregnant still using everyday.I made a call the cops kicked her door in.She doent no it was me I did it 4 the baby...

My husband takes care of trimming the trees and grass.... And I take care of trimming his hairy ass!!!

I live in the country. I rescued and raised a pet raccoon. I love him but when he dies I'm going to make a hat out of him. Like Davy Crockett wore on TV.

I feel this way most of the time. If I am or not does not matter. I feel like this most of the time.