I'm just a horny old dude, laying here waiting for my booty call!! I can't sleep, because she mssg'ed me a pic. man. i'll be tired tomorrow!! Peace out!

I love to fart.

I can't believe it's almost 40 years now. I was there and I know it will never be the same. I am constantly wishing for the past. Take me back.

I told her to pose for a magazine,and she did. Now I feel that im not good enough for her.

I took the Rorschach Ink blotter test, But all i saw was naked women. Is there something wrong with me?