A few years ago I put dog food in my husbands dinner, and he still doesn't know about it. He cheated on me though, so he deserves whatever I "dish" out.

I Masturbate, constantly

I love you but hate your kids for their lazieness & stupidity. You won't let me discipline them & then tell me I'm 90% of the problem. The marraige is destroyed

My Uncle used to lock me in the Basement. One day I tied a wire just aboue the 4th step. He's in a wheel chair now.I still wish he was dead though.

I don't feel real. I believe I am the product of somebody else's dream.