I had sex with a guy who tried to hypnotize me into giving him a blowjob while he thought I was asleep. It didn't work.

I cant decide if Im jealous of her for snagging him or if Im jealous of him for taking up all her time. Either way I have to smile and pretend Im happy for them

They Party all night, and sometimes I can't even get in my-own drive way. Well next time me and my 5 Poker buddies will each drink a 6 pack, and fill r up

We're dating. I just found out he's married. Instead of screwing him, now I'm doctoring his drinks with a powerful synthetic estrogen meant for livestock.

I "accidentally" broke the coffee pots at work after I found out my coworker used the same gloves to wash the bathrooms. I cost the company hundreds of dollars.