It was my b-day I got hammered and pissed all over you in bed. I said it was the dog. 3 weeks later you left me for you ex. I'm so glad I pissed on you!!

I was w/ my BF 4 months & was impregnated.We weren't established & agreed on abortion.4 years have passed/we married/& he resents me b/c I no longer want kids.

When someone comes to the door I squeeze out the door so "the dog" can't get them. I don't have a dog.

It's hard enough to get an interview but then when there isn't a follow up call or letter to your calls, you feel like an idiot...at least I do.

I really hate SMS language. When people text me with it, I write back with I don't understand your code, even though I do.