I hate your kids. You bring them out in public and let them run wild, scream, etc. Someone should yank your sex organs out through your throat!!!

I'm married to a 108 lb swimsuit model, but I secretly desire women that look like this. Is there something wrong with me?

I feel like a loser. I am a stay at home mom, who sucks at keeping house, I feel like I do nothing. I am scared my husband is going to relize I am a fraud

Mr President, when you campaigned in my small town, you got its name wrong. When you shook my hand afterwords...I gave you Stink Palm

Why do you call me names? I try to be a good person, I try to do everything right! I just want to be truly loved.