After 29 years, I love my wife, I never cheated, don't like men, my kids are wonderful, I'm not on drugs, drink little and am quite happy. Don't tell anyone!

I secretely admire George Bush. Everyone hates him but me.

You moved 16 hours away. I still blame you for years of pain. I love you sister but I can't bear to hear your voice when you aren't here. Sorry I don't call.

I told her she couldn't have SEX for a week if she didnt stop picking her feet on the dinner table. I'm not sure what she ment by her answer?

Darn!! I feel like such a wimp when I tell the guys at work that I have to go right home and "Feed the Cat".