My ex-wife tried to poison me when we were married, 17 years ago. She thinks I never knew.

I broke up with my big, built, black boyfriend last week - whom I'm still 100% in love with.

I can't tell my family that I'm Heartbroken Because not only are they RACIST... they don't know, or will accept, that I'm gay

I hope Iran drops the bomb...It would finally give us an excuse to wipe them out

20 years ago I told my Gramma she wouldn't make it to 100 if she didnt quit smoking. She just proved me wrong. Is that the secret to long life? Just say fukit!

The only time I feel like I am alive is when I am drunk.