I woke up and wished that I could...

I only shook your hands today because I know I'm contagious. Thanks for sticking up for me during the lay-offs. (NOT!).

They all laugh at me behind my back. I know there are,Just because I told them i voted for GW twice.

Why does everyone take and take and never give :-(

I'm so independent I may never find a man to live up to my expectations and not smother me. They seem to need a mama, a paycheck and a maid more than a lover.