Page 340Best of secrets (Newest First)
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I always thought I would never get married, but everyday I hope that you will ask me to spend the rest of my life with you.
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I know you wacked off on my bed because I set up my webcam and hid it. Now, I wack off to the video at night. Too bad you're getting married.
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The new lady at work is probably pushing 60yrs old and she wears mini skirts. All the other girls think she's a skank, I think she's a bad ass.
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I never thought I would actually get to say "I'm with the band" Thank you for making me feel cool for the first time in my whole life.
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you left me for her and every month she says she might be pregnant. i laugh because she screws your bestfriend, she's sterile and you want a baby.
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