I love you with all of my heart but if I were not married to you, I would be a Lesbian.

I know you placed ads for one night stands the same day we met on the net. 2 yrs later I check your account daily to see if you're still looking for that.

You thought I was goofing around but I really wanted to strangle you.

I have been married for 14 years but I secretly want a one-night stand with a 21 year old girl who sits in front of my wife and I at church

When I was 10 I saw a village like this. I really thought real people lived in there. I kept wondering where they were