Why the hell cant i win the lotto?!?! I know i never will but its fun to dream!

I am a 43 year old woman and my sexual appetite is insatiable

I love that even though my little sister and I are married and have families, we still find time to play truth or dare and Go Fish!!

I am 37 years old and still, clowns scare the shit out of me!!!

the doors and especially santana songs make me really horny. I fantasize about someone breaking my door and having sex till we're both breathless. Im a virgin