I know that the baby isnt yours......your girlfriend is a whore! I hope its black so I can laugh in your face!

I hate giving blow jobs , I wish I knew what I was doing !

the only reason i'm alive is because i think my dog will miss me and wonder where i went.

I always fall "in love" with women that are beautiful, talented, toxic, and insecure.

I thought I'd never be a father but now you're my whole life. I've raised you alone. When you grow up and leave everything of value in me goes with you.