When I look deep enough into someones eyes I can sometimes see something dark and evil inside.

I can't poo in public bathrooms or use outhouses, I would rather explode.

6 yrs of minimal sex, repeatedly rejecting my advances, a woman wants to have sex with me this weekend. I am going I told you I would months ago U scoffed at me

Whoever said "money can't buy you happiness" didn't know what the hell they were talking about. I'm always happier when I have money than when I don't.

I first came on here to save the funny pictures on my computer so that I have a hilarious slide show screen saver...now i'm addicted.