I fooled around with your best friend, before we were together. Its obvious he still likes me (you've even said so)& it makes everytime we hang out awkward!

You go under the knife again today.I am so scared! Hopefully this will be the last time. They all pity me but I think they should be amazed by you!

Tigers "Woody" has gotten him into big trouble....I think his balls are hanging on the edge of the cup.

Today at school I pooped my pants.I went to the bathroom,flushed my sandwich down the toilet and used the plastic to put my underwear in. Staying home today.

I Have A Wedding Dress...That I've Never Even Worn..