Shopping for books makes me have to fart. I'm absolutely horrible in libraries and bookstores.

Daddy takes 6 long hrs to open his Christmas gifts while he's on his cell telling his bomb-squad buddies his every move.I bought him a watch once...BIG mistake.

Though you are family I secretly hope she sues your ass and gets tons of alimony because you cheated on her with your ex. I am ashamed to be related to you.

my wife is upset i keep giving my ex money for the kids...but they need it more than we do. why cant she love them more? some days i wonder why i married her:(

Am i the only one that gets horny off of horror movies? I love that rush i have when i watch one.