i love u so much. but u have hit me & tlked shit 2 me 4 the last time. ur not worth the gun powder it would take 2 blow u straight 2 hell. im leaving u.

I love rollerskating. I hate having to go to the rink in winter. Every time I go, there is a guy there that looks like my dead husband.

My girlfriend's mother is so stuck up and I try to get along with her for the sake of my girlfriend but honestly, I don't like her mom at all.

Merry X-Mas

my husband is a big horny dork....don't worry ladies, he's taken!!!