When my wife leaves the house I jerk off to any porn with redheads. My wife is a brunette.

You had cancer, i had bad memories, and a gun to your head while you slept. It took all i had not to pull the trigger. The next morning i awoke to your passing.

I'm either happy & fat, or sad & skinny. There's no inbetween. Secretly, I don't want to marry him. I don't want to be fat on my wedding day again, but I love food

I would never have a child with my husband.
I'd never tell him this but I know he'd be a bad father and my child would deserve a better man in his life.

I love to let my small dog lick my pussy, it feels SO good.