Page 69Best of secrets (Newest First)
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My roommate was jacking my pot, so I jacked his bike and sold it. Karma, realigned.
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I Secretly Have sex with my grandmas couch while she is not home.
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I’ve never “loved” any real person. I’m terrified that if I ever do find “that person” from my dreams in the real world, he will want nothing to do with me.
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I still have yet to tell my parent that I'm a lesbian, even though I've told everyone else in my family. My dad would hate me, and my mom would just freak out.
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I only date unattractive and/or chubby women, because they are better in bed and are low maintenance.
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