I miss my new friend.. I wish she was closer so we could laugh and get in trouble bein total bitches ;)

I love wearing mismatched socks!

I am glad I didnt go to your fathers funeral. You treated my like shit the whole time he was sick. Your mother is a fucking drama queen,you deserve eachother.

i think im pregnant and im happy about it..lost my mom years ago and a wanna love my baby the way she loved me...

I finally learn how to give a woman repeated ORGASMS and then go five years without sex. WTF!?