I have a strong love/hate relationship with Xanax. It makes me feel so wonderful, but I know it has probably damaged my insides. I am trying to resist.

I never told my mom I love you until the doctors told me she wont live.All I wanted was say it one time.She survived.I call her everyday to say I LOVE YOU MOM.

I like to smoke my Joye 510 while taking a dump. It's awesome.

I dream about making sweet lesbian love to Dita Von Tesse. She is so super sexy. Dita, I love you so much!!!

When I was 12 years old, my brother punched me in the shoulder really hard. I got back at him sliently by peeing on his tooth brush. Back at you fucker. LOL